potter-who-lock:

Andy you had one job

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way

(Source: averagefairy, via wildwilde)

animedads:

take me down to the Salt Lake City where there’s salt and lakes and the lakes are salty

(via bendrowning)

http://draumstafir.tumblr.com/post/98753624897/flowers-arent-very-punk-rock-20-of-the-senate

flowers-arent-very-punk-rock:

20% of the Senate is female. 18% of the House is female. There has never been a female President, nor a female VP. Women make up 5% of the Fortune 500, and 5.3% of the Fortune 1000.

85% of domestic violence victims are women, and 96% of reported…

I am sooooo ill
I have not had a cold this bad in a while
booooo :(

sparklehime:

if you hear that someone has been an asshole to several of your friends and you still like them because they haven’t ‘done anything wrong’ to you specifically then you’re an asshole

(via counterprats)

So there’s a mollusk, and a sea cucumber….

hippieslovesunshine:

The mollusk walks up, well. not walks up, SWIMS up and says, well.. he doesn’t talk.. Alright, lemme start over.

(via adultnapped)

beyperfect:

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

the last one is up in our english classroom hahaha

trashfriend:

little things that actually make a difference to general life happiness:
•drinking lots of water
•eating fresh fruit
•thinking positively about yourself and others
•washing your face twice a day
•changing your sheets once a week
•hot baths with Epsom salts
•face masks using from things in your house
•sleeping more than 7 hours per night
•reorganizing your clothes, makeup, possessions etc
•keeping your living space clean

(via vicanlp)