consulting-space-hunter:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

parkour into your mommas lap, this is true love

flightcastiel:

why are there some lipsticks like $30 please calm down you glorified red crayon

(Source: flightscastiel, via infinity--land)

done a bit of uni shopping, how exciting

(also I think I’m actually ready to become middle age because I love buying lamps and cushions it honestly makes me happy)

So…

be-blackstar:

mysharona1987:

First the cops said Mike Brown stole candy from a store. Then the store denied any such thing happened. Then the cops claimed Brown was trying to wrestle the gun from the cop in the car…despite the fact all the witnesses claim he was several feet away from the car and never near it.

IMO, by the time the Ferguson cops are done, they’ll have claimed Brown also shot Lincoln, JFK, Biggie and Tupac.

^Important.

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anyone else think its fucked up anyway that in the first place the police thought ‘but he was stealing sweets!1!!!’ was a good enough reason to literally shoot a boy dead?? so fucked up

(via smootymormonhelldream)

heathenist:

ferguson rly teaches a lesson in the lengths police will go to protect each other and white supremacy. they’d rather do all this than arrest one man. 

because he is a cop, and he’s white.

they ‘have each other’s backs’ so doggedly and determinedly that they would sacrifice a town of black people for one white cop

(via killgender)

greaterland:


me as hell

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

(via steven-anita-smith)